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Monday, August 15th, 2005

Time:9:37 pm.
Mood:determined.
Hello every one, I updated earlier but I decided that I needed to upload a copy of the owl I sent to cecilontherocks mother!

Dear Mrs. Naggerson

You don't know me but my name is Mrs. Siobhan Mitchell and I'm a single mother from Penrith Australia (my husband was mauled to death by a tribe of wild dingos) I'm writing to you because I am deeply concerned about your son Eugene. I have long been a fan of the Martin the Mad Muggle comic series, and it's recently been brought to my attention that your son is a fan as well.
He is also a fan of people pissing on each other during sexual intercourse.
I am including in this owl a computer disk which contains recent comments he made in my internet journal, not only was he rude and disrespectful he was also talking about his enjoyment for this kinky un hygienic act.

Yours sincerely
Mrs. Siobhan Mitchell.
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Subject:Strewth!
Time:4:09 pm.
Mood: outraged!!!.
My good friend Martin45heartlucy from the Martin Mad Muggle forums has encouraged me to make this post public.
Was anyone else disgusted by this months issue? because I sure as sugar was!
I had to fight off dingos with a shotgun to get to the mail box and I was rewarded with a comic where Martin's sidekick PEED ALL OVER HIM WHILE THEY WERE NAKED.
Can some one please explain to me the logic of this? what the bloody hell does pissing on some one have to do with plot or story line?
The author has disgusted me, he is trying to make the series cutting edge by cutting out it's integrity which won us all over!
Martin is noble and hygenic and would never ever subject himself to such humiliating behavior in REAL LIFE.
Not only that but he got with his side kick! I have nothing against the character but what the two of them shared was a lovely platonic relationship!
Why is it that whenever two blokes become friends in fiction the author has to ruin it? how could their friendship survive after this pissing contest?


I am determined to write the publishers a very very angry letter, on dead dingo skin.
Whose with me?
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Monday, February 16th, 2004

Time:4:02 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
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It's come to my attention that it's apparently illegal in Australia to write under age Martin the Mad Muggle NC-17 fic.
So I'm locking my journal, friends only.
I have to order more food of the internet now, it's been six weeks since the last time I left my house!
Bloody dingos.
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Monday, January 12th, 2004

Time:3:59 pm.
The dingos are prowling outside while my girls playing with the sprinkler!
I have to go rescue her and if I don't come back finish the Martin the Mad Muggle round robin with out me!
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Friday, January 2nd, 2004

Time:3:35 pm.
So I was asked recently why I a grown woman of thirty seven would spend so much time obsessing over a comic book intended for children.
Firstly I started reading the series because my ten year old son David was really into it and then when I realised they could be ordered by owl I was bloody well sold over!
Mainly because I can never leave the house because of those god damn dingos!
Speaking of which I can hear them prowling outside, better get the old wand out.
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Monday, December 15th, 2003

Time:3:31 pm.
Today the dingos tried to come down the Chimney, they claimed they were santa's elves but I saw through their cunning disguise and lit the fire even though it's bloody hot.
I'm going to go read some more Martin Miggs/ Lucy Bedwell porn.
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Saturday, November 15th, 2003

Time:3:29 pm.
Fair Dinkum!!
Those bloody dingos tried to sneak in through the back using the lawn mower! I hexed them right up the arse and now they're running off!!
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